How to climb a wall in Zanzibar

Before we begin. Let you be warned. This is a stupid, useless post. It is raining, a huge cloud is covering Mt Kilimanjaro and Moshi on a Sunday afternoon is not the bustling metropolis we were hoping for. We are bored and feeling silly. So here it is, a sure fire way to climb a wall in Zanzibar.

Step 1: Prepare Zed. (Zed is pineapple or wildberry flavoured cane. It comes in 60ml plastic packets. It is very cheap. It is very good.)

Step 2: Drink Zed. (Easy step.)

Step 3: Enjoy Zed.

Step 4: Go to Forodhani Gardens and eat many, many Zanzibari Pizza. (Send individual requests for recipe.)

Step 5: Look at great wall about to be conquered.

Step 6: Serenade the wall air-guitar style.

Step 7: Send the two best and hottest climbers up first.

Step 8: Get rest of climbers up. (Manly facial hair only adds resistence in this crucial step.)

Step 9: Rest.

Step 10: Hug wall goodbye on way to dodgy club.

Zed challenge completed Shayno. Yes.