Well Matt you are out of the comp as it looks like you have a vagina on your face. So that leaves pete and jared. Well it is a tough decision and one i dont want to make. However to avoid being a fence sitter i will review both. Jared has good volume and great texture. Pete has that rugged look of a wild adventurer and great spread. BUT the clentcher is that Jared has one thing that Pd could never have and that is the orange. So i will have to go with JAred. Sorry Pete but you should have known better boxing above your weight category!
Hi guys - well first of all, you all score top marks for "the morning after the night before"look!! Jared wins the hairiest prize, PD the fluffiest, and Matt the neatest, or should that be the sparsest, but a mother's love is unconditional of course!! Love, Helen XOXOXO
Ha Ha another mother!! Ofcourse Pieter I think you look the best!! never seen you like this and I love It!! Jared you look like this real Irish down to earth bloke and Matt you look so sweetly innocent.... what else can I say. So good that you guys are having this wonderful time, love Judith
Those pictures are scary! I'd go for strawberry blonde - orange is not cool. Obviously Matt didn't want to show the others up so he went on a go slow. Jared wins best hairy upper lip! Travel safe and keep the updates coming. Much love Renee
I like the way PDs beard goes all the way down his neck. It must be a hassle but it rocks. That happened because you kept on inching down there, never quite learning when enough is enough right?
I made that mistake but I went up so now I have a few black hairs under my lower eye lids... crap...
I like the way Jareds has sharp devilishly red spikes to it as if he is evil.
I like the way Matts looks like a vagina.
I'm going to choose Jared as the winner because he looks like dexter in the action hank episode. With a beard that rugged, was there any doubt?
Me uncle is in the army. Will let him know you are coming so he can assemble an entire troop for you. Now that should be a challange. Actually wait, i forgot that my uncle died two years ago in a failed coup. Sorry Guys
Hi Guys, what an awesome time you are having. Jared who know how I feel about the beards but I suppose it looks good for the middle of Africa. Matt you look good - very neat. Jared all you need are those horrible sunglasses that you so love. I don't see them in any pics. Travel safe. Amy and Barry are loving your page. Michele.
Hey Jarhead what a boytjie. Hope you having a gas. everyone happy with your adventure please do not aquire any strange tastes in people that you share your habitat with go safely and try not to get stuck again. Having a tall glass of the best red cape grown juice while looking at the pics enjoy your days of fun
matt, i think your vagina is lovely. don't let people get to you. no im kidding - do the hitler! jared, as always. um, ja. petey wins - never have i seen a more tanned, camel-manny kinda beard. petey, will you marry my daughters?
Hey guys this is my first post since i've been a little sandy because i didn't get a personalized sms invite to your good bye party like J promised but all will be forgiven if you do me one small favor. I guess you guys could call it a challenge. I need you all to get your photo taken on a scooter showing the international sign of approval... The thumbs up! Now i know you'll never find anything nearly as cool as my black and tan vespaaah out there in africa as all those guys are poor but anything will do...
Any who i'm going to send my vote over to PD as right now he's looking the most like old JP (james penfold) kierans only true love (the armani man).
ok, here it is according to category as requested.
Volume: 1. Jasper - its orange, but theres plenty of it. 2. PD - not bad going, juts a little more patchy than jasper. 3. Matt - Im afraid it is a very small vagina
Style: 1. Matt - No question, his vagina even has that shaved look to it. Awesome 2. PD and jasper are tied here. there is just no style involved
Hardcoreness: 1. PD - but only because he has a tan 2. Jasper - the beard is rugged, but it just doesnt look hardcore when it's attached to a ginger 3. Matt - keep trying
Shape: this is pretty much teh same as style in my opinion
Colour: 1. Jasper - Obviously the orange beard has to take this one, im not even going to mention the other two. Come on guys
Additional Category - The action Hank Look - ingeniously suggested by kieran. How can you start discussing beards without bringing hank into the conversation. Unfortunately this category cant be discussed until each of you demonstrated your ability to deflect a bullet with your beard.
haha, pieter wins volume and colour, but it needs a bit of a comb to win the rest :P sorry matt, you just dont have that "iv been trapped on a desert island for 2 months" look just yet
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Well Matt you are out of the comp as it looks like you have a vagina on your face. So that leaves pete and jared. Well it is a tough decision and one i dont want to make. However to avoid being a fence sitter i will review both. Jared has good volume and great texture. Pete has that rugged look of a wild adventurer and great spread. BUT the clentcher is that Jared has one thing that Pd could never have and that is the orange. So i will have to go with JAred. Sorry Pete but you should have known better boxing above your weight category!
Hi guys - well first of all, you all score top marks for "the morning after the night before"look!! Jared wins the hairiest prize, PD the fluffiest, and Matt the neatest, or should that be the sparsest, but a mother's love is unconditional of course!! Love, Helen XOXOXO
Ha Ha another mother!! Ofcourse Pieter I think you look the best!! never seen you like this and I love It!! Jared you look like this real Irish down to earth bloke and Matt you look so sweetly innocent.... what else can I say. So good that you guys are having this wonderful time,
love Judith
Those pictures are scary! I'd go for strawberry blonde - orange is not cool. Obviously Matt didn't want to show the others up so he went on a go slow. Jared wins best hairy upper lip! Travel safe and keep the updates coming. Much love Renee
peter wins - no doubt. good luck and enjoy
hey pieter -you win without a doubt?? !!!take care and enjoy love bianca, jayda,Byron.
I like the way PDs beard goes all the way down his neck. It must be a hassle but it rocks. That happened because you kept on inching down there, never quite learning when enough is enough right?
I made that mistake but I went up so now I have a few black hairs under my lower eye lids... crap...
I like the way Jareds has sharp devilishly red spikes to it as if he is evil.
I like the way Matts looks like a vagina.
I'm going to choose Jared as the winner because he looks like dexter in the action hank episode. With a beard that rugged, was there any doubt?
Me uncle is in the army. Will let him know you are coming so he can assemble an entire troop for you. Now that should be a challange. Actually wait, i forgot that my uncle died two years ago in a failed coup. Sorry Guys
Hi Guys, what an awesome time you are having. Jared who know how I feel about the beards but I suppose it looks good for the middle of Africa. Matt you look good - very neat. Jared all you need are those horrible sunglasses that you so love. I don't see them in any pics. Travel safe. Amy and Barry are loving your page.
Michele.
it's like you're almost men! a vertible bildungsroman this is. well done.
Hey Jarhead what a boytjie. Hope you having a gas. everyone happy with your adventure please do not aquire any strange tastes in people that you share your habitat with go safely and try not to get stuck again. Having a tall glass of the best red cape grown juice while looking at the pics enjoy your days of fun
matt, i think your vagina is lovely. don't let people get to you. no im kidding - do the hitler! jared, as always. um, ja. petey wins - never have i seen a more tanned, camel-manny kinda beard. petey, will you marry my daughters?
love shayno
Hey guys this is my first post since i've been a little sandy because i didn't get a personalized sms invite to your good bye party like J promised but all will be forgiven if you do me one small favor. I guess you guys could call it a challenge. I need you all to get your photo taken on a scooter showing the international sign of approval... The thumbs up! Now i know you'll never find anything nearly as cool as my black and tan vespaaah out there in africa as all those guys are poor but anything will do...
Any who i'm going to send my vote over to PD as right now he's looking the most like old JP (james penfold) kierans only true love (the armani man).
Keep it real boys!
Love you lots
Nobbs
X X X
next time you get stuck just put jasper underneath the wheel. that beard should provide some a grade traction. Leo
ok, here it is according to category as requested.
Volume:
1. Jasper - its orange, but theres plenty of it.
2. PD - not bad going, juts a little more patchy than jasper.
3. Matt - Im afraid it is a very small vagina
Style:
1. Matt - No question, his vagina even has that shaved look to it. Awesome
2. PD and jasper are tied here. there is just no style involved
Hardcoreness:
1. PD - but only because he has a tan
2. Jasper - the beard is rugged, but it just doesnt look hardcore when it's attached to a ginger
3. Matt - keep trying
Shape:
this is pretty much teh same as style in my opinion
Colour:
1. Jasper - Obviously the orange beard has to take this one, im not even going to mention the other two. Come on guys
Additional Category - The action Hank Look - ingeniously suggested by kieran. How can you start discussing beards without bringing hank into the conversation.
Unfortunately this category cant be discussed until each of you demonstrated your ability to deflect a bullet with your beard.
oh yeah, and i have a Chalenge update.
Challenge the local children to a soccer match and then abuse as many as you can "Dembo style". ask Jared for clarification of this.
haha, pieter wins volume and colour, but it needs a bit of a comb to win the rest :P
sorry matt, you just dont have that "iv been trapped on a desert island for 2 months" look just yet
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